Office Adventure: Explore the Kitchenette Freezer
Kitchenette freezers primarily serve as receptacles for dessert leftovers from retirement parties and the annual potluck. Once a treat has been stowed in the freezer there’s generally a 2 hour waiting period before it’s completely forgotten. This is due to the fact that Kitchenette freezers are rarely utilized, and therefore rarely opened (the only exception to this rule is those people who like to stow a month’s worth of Lean Pockets in the freezer at a time instead of just bringing lunch in daily like everyone else). Treats can hibernate this way for months on end, never moving and slowly accumulating a furry crust of freezer burn. The only was this cycle ends is either the Kitchenette Nazi takes it upon themselves to clean the freezer, or someone retires and the freezer is cleared for their dessert leftovers. And the cycle begins anew.
This is great news though for those of us who are daring, adventurous, and not perturbed by scavenging for food. So next time you’re feeling bored, hungry, or cheap (or all three!) try freezer diving. You can almost always at least find a freezy-pop or two behind the pile of Lean Pockets. Just knock off any excessive clumps of freezer burn and voilà! Instant frozen bliss.